Moose Milligan

I saw Adley catch a half inning. It was like first time hearing the Beatles

Yeah, I can't fathom the Orioles having elite players anywhere.

Where's @wildcard? anyone hear from him yet? I'm worried about the little guy, he might have spontaneously combusted after hearing the news. Someone check on him, please.

Was hoping he'd wear #15.

Suuuuuuuuuure.

Aren’t you the guy who doesn’t want to support this garbage product?

It’s about time!

That's fine. Home run derby posing as an MLB game is getting old.

Yeah, important innings for a 100 loss team lol

I don't think they call him up in the middle of a series, unless Bemboom or Chirinos goes down with an injury. I'd love to be wrong, but I don't think I am. I hate this line of thinking, I really do, but they're not going to have him play for two games at home only to whisk him away on the road. They're going to want to debut him at the beginning of a homestand to see if they can generate more ticket sales over an entire week/weekend. As dumb as it is, I don't think they'd call him up while they're on the road, either so I'm assuming he doesn't debut while on the road in New York or Boston. Again, unless one of our other two catchers gets hurt. So that leaves Tuesday, May 31st as the date I'm picking. Home game against the Mariners. I said he wouldn't be up until June, I was hoping I'd be wrong about that, too. And while technically May 31st isn't June, it might as well be. This whole thing is absurd.

That's right. That's exactly right.

C'mon. I hope this team wins eventually so I can rub it in the face of Yanks/Sox fans.

Lol draaaaaammmmaaaaaa

I hope he makes the majors so we can see SVP make Kurkjian laugh while doing the Baltimore accent. "Oooowwhhhsssaawwrreeeeoowwwhhhh, huunnn!"

Lol well done on the thread title change.

I'd love for it to work out that way. I just think Elias is going to take a real long look at Henderson in AA this year and a jump to AAA later in the summer. And even if he mashes in ST next year, starting the 2023 season in AAA for a month or two (hello service clock) before getting promoted. I just don't think Henderson, even if he's playing out of his mind, can get Elias to move him faster. Again, I'd love to be wrong though.

Good find. We've talked about it on here before, but I'll say it again here: If no one hit it during the steroid era during a game, it's not getting hit.

I'd not heard that. Guess we'll find out next week when we start egging the place.

Also, it's good to know where the Angelos' lost their spines. *rimshot*

I also wanted to say, this is pretty awesome. I'm assuming that in the history of never, there's been a ball hit in OPACY that only OPACY would have held it.

I don't think Elias is going to back off his "We want all our guys to experience success at every level" mantra just because he wants people promoted at the same time. I'd love to be wrong, though.

Breaking windows, not spines man. You'll be ok.

I don't expect Adley up this weekend...well, because I'm conditioned to disappointment as well as this regime taking for****ingever on things but if he's not up here by this time next week, @Frobbyand I are going to go egg the warehouse.

This is where the "eye-test" calls the "advanced metrics"...."some straight up bull****."

Why would you wish every ballpark was a standard size?