At this point, I couldn’t care any less. Why?
Since even before Day 1, people have been on this guy like a horny person at closing time of the bar.
If he comes up and turns into Barry Bonds (minus the extra help,) this board might explode in ecstasy. If he comes up and has anything less than a Hall of Fame career with a 1.000 average and a home run every at bat, this board might explode in rage.