Moose Milligan

The double play was so predictable.

Hays walked. Wow.

Austin Hays, out probability 70%? now 61%? Clearly their out probability machine hasn't been watching the Orioles for the last month. Gotta bump that up to at least 85%.

I love Apple but two big middle fingers for showing that.

I drive around in a piece of **** Jeep that's paid for. As long as I live, I'll never have a car payment ever again. It's a 2006, it's got 171k miles on it. It's got a hemi so it hauls ass when I need it to. No khaki pants and a pink shirt, although I've been known to rock a pastel from time to time. Usually a t-shirt and gym shorts of some kind. Weird that you asked but I'm betting my answer is more interesting than this game so far.

With the way our guys have been swinging, 1-0 feels like 10-0.

@PHRESH look at the bright side, the faster this game goes the sooner we get to stop listening to Melanie Newman.

I like Coors Light. I mean, out of all the light beers there are out there. Plus when the mountains are blue, I know it's cold.

Hell no there isn't.

God, I hate John Schneider. Such a punchable face. I said it last time we saw the Jays but he looks like everyone I've seen out here that wears a lot of camo, has a big, loud Ford F-150 and...I won't go on, but you can probably fill in the rest in your mind.

Looks like a dork. But if you're a high first round pick and have a mil or two in the bank already, you can afford to be quirky.

Double play, nice. Let's see if we can strike out only twice this inning.

No.

Off to a rip roaring start here, I see.

Wife after looking at Richards: "Oh, it's an Eminem wannabe."

Yeah, actually. I'd prefer staring at the trainers and have the color commentator, I dunno, tell me a story from his playing days? Have the sideline reporter fill me in on something they heard while doing their job? I'd rather stub my toe on the coffee table instead of seeing the Rocket Mortgage commercial, yes.

I dunno who Russell Dorsey is but probably.

....so Klimek is a wizard? This is good stuff though. The more information, the better. But can he work with hitters and swing decisions? Now that they have Klimek, they need a guy who can work with the hitters in a similar capacity.

Don't you? C'mon Frob, you know what I mean. The NFL jumps at every opportunity to cut to commercial. How about a rephrase, counselor? "I hate it when the NFL looks to drive revenue when someone tears a ligament or breaks a bone."

Yep. Those few games before the ASB where he blew saves, it was just a sign that the wheels were close to be coming off. I don't know, Billy Bob, what would you give it? Sounds good to me, I give it a 10!

I'm fine with someone faking an injury if the game doesn't stop. I love the NFL and legit injuries happen but cutting away for 2 minutes of commercials only to come back to see the injured player getting hauled onto the cart only for them to cut away for 3 more minutes of commercials is annoying.

I'm not a huge soccer fan, but I've grown to appreciate it over the years. I'm not about to adopt a team, start waking up at odd hours to watch my team and buy jerseys. I've got a baseball team, a football team and have casual interest in basketball. There's just not enough time. I will watch the World Cup but that's about it. If friends are watching or it's on at a bar, I'll watch. A few weeks ago, I went to a soccer game at NC State since my cousin played there and he was in town. Good times. A giant plus in soccer's corner: It's nice to be able to sit down and watch a game without interruptions. Two 45 minute halves with a break for halftime. No TV timeouts, no commercial breaks between innings (I don't need to see another MASN commercial or FanDuel commercial, ever), no cutting away from the action. The action never stops for TV. I have been at NFL games where NOTHING IS HAPPENING AND ITS BECAUSE THEY'RE ON A TV BREAK AND ITS TERRIBLE. With soccer, it's just 45 minutes of gameplay that doesn't stop.

Imagine that.

Thought this was cool: Also this: I'm assuming we'll get Melanie Newman tonight, it wouldn't make sense for them to bring in the other crew. But you never know. https://www.mlb.com/news/how-to-watch-orioles-blue-jays-on-apple-tv-september-16-2022

Pretty sure the NFL has limits on how much they can work during training camp and what they're allowed to do and not to do.