Moose Milligan

Olson's 9.5 would play fairly well today. Had to have been elite back then.

That doesn't change that everyone not named Means on the staff sucks donkey balls right now.

That '88 team also had Eddie Murray, too. This team isn't better than that if you're going by the fact that the '88 team had two Hall of Famers. Murray turned in an average Murray year in '88, his OPS was .836 which is what it was for his career. Cal had slipped from his '83 numbers but he was still at a .803 OPS and a 128 OPS+. Anyway, looking ahead.... Giolito goes tomorrow, we have Akin. Akin's a joke, Giolito is pretty legit. Tomorrow should be a loss. After that, it's three more with the Twins who just swept us and we know they're not as bad as their record indicates. Then it's three with Cleveland and they're pretty respectable this year. Then two with the Mets, followed by three with the Rays. This team is terrible. Odds are we don't meet or eclipse 0-21 but it also wouldn't surprise me if we did.

Yeah, well, that's not reality. The placeholders are still a letdown.

Yeah, I kind of agree. I feel like our youngsters should be better than they are.

God, we suck.

Wow, Hendriks twice in a day.

I like the Crue.

Lol, Sisco. Bases loaded, two outs. Only one way this ends.

Mountcastle. Of course.

Randy Rhoads, man. That dude didn't put an i at the end.

Hey, we got a run!

You're right, they don't. Still don't want to see him get a loss, though.

Dudes that have a first name that end in an "i". Unless you were in an 80s hair metal band, it's pretty f'ing stupid. Come on, Franco, touch this skinny loser up.

I've resigned that we'll lose this game, but I'd like to see us at least get Means off the hook for the loss. It's at the point where I'm rooting for personal statistics.

Couldn't have put that on a T any better.

Left runners on, of course.

Come on, Mullins.

McKenna...tough break, automatic double.

Dunno. Like Leslie Chow said: "Not my problem."

Whoa. Sisco got a hit. Doesn't happen often. You'll remember where you were when Sisco got a hit.

Mountcastle reminds me of Jones with the low and outside sliders. Every time Jones laid off one, I felt a bit of relief. Same with Mountcastle.

Technically it *is* a plan of action. They made a plan to bring in two over the hill guys and acted on it. It was a bad plan of action, is what you meant to say.

Am I the only one who laughs at the last name Mendick?

Thought you already were bitter.