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No it isn't.

Hated that trade.

I like it, but who did they get to sign the contract? Oh wait, Covid, they probably signed the contract over Zoom.

Three more years?

At least with the juiced balls we had cheap dongs to watch.

I think he could get Davis out.

Don't forget Dwight Smith.

I've got a crazy tin foil hat theory ready to go but I'm not ready to release it.

Sure, but I expect him to be replaced if the O's ever decide to try and win games.

I think he's safe as long as the team isn't expected to be competitive. He should buy a house.

I'm an optimist at heart.

I think we were all just hoping he'd show up for camp overweight so we could call him Crisco.

So he hasn't had leg injuries in the past?

He's obviously trying to force Elias to promote Adley and I for one applaud him for it.

Possibly avoiding going all out to try and save his legs.

But it could mean the difference between 62 and 63 wins.

I heard he's been throwing into a mattress. It's probably a euphemism for roids.

You see what deGrom did? Aside from getting the ND when his bullpen couldn't hold the lead? https://www.espn.com/mlb/insider/story/_/id/31101279/how-jacob-degrom-velocity-increases-even-age-does He hit 102 in his first start.

I'd like to see the third homer of the season this inning.

Adley on the 20th of August.

I've seen multiple posters refer to Hays as Hayes in the last couple of days.

Probably urine.

That was resting Santander. Cost us at least five runs.

And get guys that haven't pitched in a while some work.

You do realize that both Hyde and Elias will be untruthful with the media, and extension us, whenever it is convenient for them right? Also NO ONE MANAGES each game like it is do or die. You can't manage that way. You couldn't manage that way last year in a short season, you certainly can't do it now.