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In some theoretical world in which guys still go ten innings.

That is just not an accurate statement. I can see how the rest could be your opinion but this is just not true.

Sounds like you and Wildcard are on the same page.

I would like to see Lowther but not at the expense of a player getting injured.

That's twice now you've referenced my post. You do understand that I was making a very simple, narrow point in reaction to what I considered an overly simple point made by another poster. Both myself and others have made plenty of posts about the various strengths and weaknesses of both Severino and Sisco and how they compare to other catchers. I felt no need to go into a lengthy post in response to someone who 1- Wouldn't read it and 2- Wouldn't change their mind regardless of the evidence presented.

This team is short some bats, some gloves and some arms.

You cut someone a thousand times, you are going to see some blood.

I'd rather they wait until the 11th or 12th to do it.

If you don't laugh you are going to cry.

I was looking for something slightly different but when I found that I had to go with it.

If I might make a suggestion...

But been injured on the play.

I'm looking forward to having the bullpen burned out by the end of the month. They were actually decent last year, we can't have that.

I don't think he can untank the season all by himself.

One guess who the first guy getting checked is.

Reminds me of when Apple of all companies used a Monks song in a commercial.

I've been thinking about eating that hot dog for hours.

You could have done better.

Shame of it is, I liked that song.

You think maybe Hyde has a stash of good players he just doesn't play?

Explains why the Yankees traded for Stanton (6'6").

The Pirates and Rockies are our competition.

Frobby does have an advanced degree.

He probably pulled a muscle not hustling yesterday.

Yea, this isn't funny anymore.