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Why don't they just retire at 32 or so?

Elias was conservative with promotions when the team wasn't winning.

Looks like I fell victim to a lazy google search. Sorry about that.

Adequate first base defense, surely the faintest of praise.

I think that a mental day off is also a thing at times and you don't get one of those at DH.

Mountcastle and Stowers are married.

Who said it was their wives?

You'd have to ask Mike and Fritz.

Well it is Sunday...

I'd be getting Westburg some reps in the outfield as well. He's got the speed to outrun a bad jump.

I for one am shocked, just shocked, at this turn of events. You did disinfect the ball before touching it right?

You don't even have to had read it to get the reference,

I'm very excited about him. But he might not stick at Catcher and he has some minor league Mountcastle in his game.* His bat to ball skills are so advanced he hasn't needed to learn to be selective so we don't know if he will develop that skill. *I have not seen him play, I am not a scout, I am going off of what I have read.

Yes.

I was wondering where Albert Belle was.

And Mountcastle!

Fred Astaire was a tap dancer. Get it?

He could be Fred Astaire up there and I wouldn't care.

I live down here and I see plenty of folks with colds despite the warmer winter weather. Not saying it couldn't be a reoccurrence but I don't think it's likely.

It's also the same verbiage they use when folks have a cold, flu, or stomach virus.

I think that while the window is open the smart play is to play the best players.

Several more.

Just not your day for jokes I guess...

A lot of these types of deals have Opt outs. Cost of doing business.

Nope, your posts were an odd break in the stream of attempted humor.