Hank Scorpio

Bring that fresh meat Nestor Cortes in...

Pretty good rule 5 pick.

That’s because he plays for the Orioles.

I think that’s too simple. MAYBE he would have jumped over the wall into a tray of beers and then had some hot nacho cheese spilled into his eyeballs. Then as he’s laying there, a three year old tosses his parents keys off the upper deck squarely onto his groin. Then when gingerly climbing back over the fence, he catches a cleat and falls into a heap on the warning track, breaking his entire face. Then perhaps the USC marching band stomps him into the turf while playing “Louie, Louie.”

Stewart woulda had it too.

I mean it’s almost funny.... if you weren’t talking about a young man’s well being, obviously. Just watching that replay is... oof. What the hell was he doing?

Outfielder takes one off the face into a double, an infielder over runs a spinner. Sweet!

Gary is usually intoxicated.

And a D3 guy!!!! Good story. He'll be fun to watch. There are a handful of guys who are having early success from this draft. Good stuff.

We have a tax accountant on the mound today.

He is just atrocious.

vatech sighting!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty solid evening for Mr. Rizer tonight.

I can still bomb it, baby.... just can’t do anything else.

I was thinking sharks with frickin' laser beams, I guess.

Isn't it "laser beams?"

Yessir, I guess I should have specified "this year." There was some talk of Rutschman helping with Delmarva's playoff run with his old college buddy.

The Rutschman/Griener reunion just got a little less likely, I guess?

I just want some International Bonus Pool money.

I think you'll see a lot of guys standing in the batters box like they've done their whole lives.

Let the kid have a couple of pro swings before we anoint him. But... that's Callis' job, I guess.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Coulda done without that comparison.

I've been down for Spring Training games but never GCL. Man I can't wait to get some ceviche from Siesta Key Oyster Bar.

Thanks for that heads up - I'm going down on August 18th and hope to catch a couple games.

EVEN-TWALLEE!!!!!!!!!