Morgan423

Could someone please inform this ump that the opposite batter's box is not a part of the strike zone?

Chance Cisco with the double, per Scott Garceau.

You're wearing JJ's number, my friend. You've got to step your game up. Honor that uniform.

Did someone hit the stadium with a Three Stooges laser tonight? What is going on?

Man, these Orioles budget cuts are starting to get out of hand.

Yeah, but a solid offensive player who coughs up all the offensive value he produces using his glove is worthless. And so glad we got out of that inning. Yuck.

We need to find a new position for Mountcastle ASAP. This entire inning is on his back.

Got out of work just in time to see Hyde get tossed. What timing!

Trying to catch them by surprise I guess. They didn't have anyone on that side of the infield. That being said, there's a reason bunting with two strikes is rare.

As someone who lived in Tennessee for 15 years, I can confirm that you'd have to take out 99% of the state population. I could probably count the totality of turn signals I witnessed that entire time on my fingers.

Wow, I thought that not converting on an 85% scoring chance was just our thing. Yankees are stealing our bit. But nicely done by Kramer to get out of that.

MLB Batting Champion * * As of April 4th, but still.

Way to go Mr. Valdez! Now just do that a few dozen more times and you can take the Heart-Attack-Inducing Saves record away from George Sherrill.

Well, at least he'll be slightly slower.

Anyone else find it odd that we have Taters pitching and Fry's warming up in the bullpen? ?

I'm starting to wonder if this really is Joe West, or did some random dude "quantum leap" into him back in the second inning and he has been winging it the whole time?

If Joe West has been above 80% accuracy today, I will be amazed.

Teams have decided for the last several years that all fields hitters aren't going to be a thing any more, it seems. If baseball has to try to get away from Three True Outcomes through rules changes... well, so be it.

Diagnosed with a bad case of Chris Davis Syndrome.

Yeah, it was my primary go to for years when I lived in Tennessee. They had an old player that was only maybe 5 seconds behind real time, but they replaced it around 2015ish. They've been more like a half minute behind since then. There was a bypass to still use the old player for a while, but I don't know if that's still a thing.

"Man, I wish our bathrooms were closer to the dugout. Anyway, what did I miss? @%&!@%&@&*%@&*!% !!!" -Nathan Eovaldi, sometime during the last 30 seconds

That 0-2 to Mountcastle... Joe West? You okay buddy?

The move from Betemit to Machado may have been the greatest defensive upgrade in history.

Ball is a strike and a strike is a ball. Looks like home plate umps need a little more warm up time.

He has an honorary spot on my team forever just from slugging Bautista in the face.