This could set the record for longest thread ever

[SteveA]

OK, name all the players you would rather see up trailing by 3 runs with two men on base in the bottom of the 9th than Paul Bako. Major league, minor league, Women's Professional Baseball Association, New Zealand Cricket team...take your pick.

I'll start....

Dave Skaggs

[YardBirds13]

Jack Bauer;)

[Birds08]

Moonlight Graham

[glenn__davis]

Natalie Portman

[orioles119]

Greased Up Deaf Guy.

or

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[Crazy O]

Me.

I'm a good hitter.

[Moose Milligan]

Cross species? My dogs

Age and gender? My Grandmother...her wrists are strong from lifting her walker.

Minor leaguer? One of my all time favorite baseball names: Essex "Gas" Burton, a career minor leaguer.

[Rockbird]

Jeff Manto.

[CrazyTrain]

Matt Harvey, believe it or not that can can really hit.

[YardBirds13]

Now I'll give the answer everyone is actually thinking: J.R. House

[CrimsonTribe]

Sam Perlozzo.

[broberts]

My pick: Paul Bako

[Hallas]

Jennie Finch.. duh.

Attractive, and can hit a fastball! (never mind that the ball's like 7 inches wide...)

[thomden]

Bob Uecker

[Icebird]

Richard Dawson!

(Go, CrimsonTribe!)