Check out the bat speed...and check out the foot speed....Coby Mayo's got serious skills..

[CallMeBrooksie]

I wish my Mother spoke about me the same way that @Roy Firestone speaks about Mayo.

[Frobby]

2 minutes ago, CallMeBrooksie said:

I wish my Mother spoke about me the same way that @Roy Firestone speaks about Mayo.

I don’t think my rabbi speaks about Moses the way Roy speaks about Mayo.  

[RZNJ]

3 minutes ago, Frobby said:

I don’t think my rabbi speaks about Moses the way Roy speaks about Mayo.  

That’s because Moses was as slow as molasses.  His Red Sea sprint speed was among the slowest of his group.   

[Can_of_corn]

1 minute ago, RZNJ said:

That’s because Moses was as slow as molasses.  His Red Sea sprint speed was among the slowest of his group.   

He was 80!

[RZNJ]

3 minutes ago, Can_of_corn said:

He was 80!

80?  On the scouting scale?  Not what I heard.  If you’re talking about his age, that’s a spring chicken when it comes to biblical characters.

I can find older, I promise.

120

The Torah states that Moses died at the age of 120, a ripe old age at which to die. Nevertheless, his death is usually considered tragically premature, as it came before completing his life mission to reach the Promised Land.

Edited February 28 by RZNJ

[RZNJ]

80 was like Noah’s teenage years.

At the age of 950 years, Noah, who shepherded God's creatures through the Flood, died. He left behind three sons, from whom the human race descended, according to the Bible.Dec

[Can_of_corn]

3 minutes ago, RZNJ said:

80?  On the scouting scale?  Not what I heard.  If you’re talking about his age, that’s a spring chicken when it comes to biblical characters.

I can find older, I promise.

120

The Torah states that Moses died at the age of 120, a ripe old age at which to die. Nevertheless, his death is usually considered tragically premature, as it came before completing his life mission to reach the Promised Land.

Yes, he parted the Red sea before he died.

Yes, he wasn't the oldest, I didn't claim he was.

Even for you that's an odd attempt to discredit me.

[RZNJ]

1 minute ago, Can_of_corn said:

Yes, he parted the Red sea before he died.

Yes, he wasn't the oldest, I didn't claim he was.

Even for you that's an odd attempt to discredit me.

Search for your sense of humor and let me know if you ever find it.  Good luck.  

[Can_of_corn]

Just now, RZNJ said:

Search for your sense of humor and let me know if you ever find it.  Good luck.  

You comment wasn't a joke.

My initial comment was a joke.

This:
 

Quote

 

I can find older, I promise.

120

The Torah states that Moses died at the age of 120, a ripe old age at which to die. Nevertheless, his death is usually considered tragically premature, as it came before completing his life mission to reach the Promised Land.

 

Is not a joke.

Maybe if you waited a second before trying to jump into my comment and came up with something like

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80's nothing, my boy Noah was almost a thousand when he built the ark.

Something like that might have qualified as a joke.

[RZNJ]

8 minutes ago, Can_of_corn said:

You comment wasn't a joke.

My initial comment was a joke.

This:
 

Is not a joke.

Maybe if you waited a second before trying to jump into my comment and came up with something like

Something like that might have qualified as a joke.

Oh, I thought that when someone talked about Moses’ sprint speed in the Red Sea that everything that followed was an attempt at more humor.   My bad.   LOL

 

As an olive branch may I wish you to live as long as Noah.

Edited February 28 by RZNJ

[Can_of_corn]

4 minutes ago, RZNJ said:

Oh, I thought that when someone talked about Moses’ sprint speed in the Red Sea that everything that followed was an attempt at more humor.   My bad.   LOL

 

As an olive branch may I wish you to live as long as Noah.

Nope, your posts were an odd break in the stream of attempted humor.

[RZNJ]

3 minutes ago, Can_of_corn said:

Nope, your posts were an odd break in the stream of attempted humor.

I’ll do some internal reflection on that.   Who knew you were a comedy expert.  Good to know.   

[RVAOsFan]

Odd, these Mayo threads can't seem to stay on topic, should probably start another. 

[RZNJ]

2 minutes ago, RVAOsFan said:

Odd, these Mayo threads can't seem to stay on topic, should probably start another. 

Are you trying to discredit Roy’s thread?

[sportsfan8703]

Let’s see these tools in RF.