5 Top Secret Reasons Why MASN Money Will Never Help the Orioles to the World Series

[mdbdotcom]

MASN is a secret government organization. Just reverse the name and you?ll see. NSAM ? National Security Agency Masterminds ? is a communications system for superspies. A top secret in plain view, subsidized by your cable dollars.

5. The evil genius behind NASM is Jim Hunter.

4. Jim Palmer and Gary Thorne speak in code. This is why they never speak in well-constructed sentences.

3. All MASN profits go toward operating the real Men in Black headquarters, which is located in the basement of ESPN.

2. To keep the public from suspecting the true nature of MASN, there is a provision that whenever Orioles or the Nationals puts together the best team in baseball (on paper), they must not even make the playoffs. Source: See Nationals

1. Like all other baseball owners, Peter Angelos is an alien. Unfortunately, he comes from one of the really weird planets.

[MDtransplant757]

MASN is a secret government organization. Just reverse the name and you?ll see. NSAM ? National Security Agency Masterminds ? is a communications system for superspies. A top secret in plain view, subsidized by your cable dollars.

5. The evil genius behind NASM is Jim Hunter.

4. Jim Palmer and Gary Thorne speak in code. This is why they never speak in well-constructed sentences.

3. All MASN profits go toward operating the real Men in Black headquarters, which is located in the basement of ESPN.

2. To keep the public from suspecting the true nature of MASN, there is a provision that whenever Orioles or the Nationals puts together the best team in baseball (on paper), they must not even make the playoffs. Source: See Nationals

1. Like all other baseball owners, Peter Angelos is an alien. Unfortunately, he comes from one of the really weird planets.

Obvious troll is obvious

[BohKnowsBmore]

If LarryTT were in this thread, he would have certainly highlighted the fact that "MASN Money" is simply an anagram for "My name son," which makes it abundantly obvious that Peter wants to pass as much cash along as possible to John in his will.

[mdbdotcom]

If LarryTT were in this thread, he would have certainly highlighted the fact that "MASN Money" is simply an anagram for "My name son," which makes it abundantly obvious that Peter wants to pass as much cash along as possible to John in his will.

Haven't seen LarryTT post in a while. I must say he did inspire this thread, though his were usually more funny.

[BohKnowsBmore]

Haven't seen LarryTT post in a while. I must say he did inspire this thread, though his were usually more funny.

Hey, I'm trying here.

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[MrOrange82]

Dammit, Spielberg. Why must it always be aliens?

[Tx Oriole]

Obvious troll is obvious

Yep I think so.

[bobmc]

Haven't seen LarryTT post in a while. I must say he did inspire this thread, though his were usually abundantly more funny.

BohKnowsBmore knows that also! But nice idea mdb! :slytf: