9/9 Game 1 vs BOS at Fenway

[LookitsPuck]

Hyde fell asleep in the dugout. No awake manager saw the garbage in the 6th, multiple hits, HBP and said, “More of that please!”

[LGOrioles]

Just embarrassing. They legitimately haven’t played a good 3 game stretch of baseball in over 2 months against a real baseball team. Injuries or not, that’s not okay. 

[Tony-OH]

Just now, OriolesMagic83 said:

I'll be able to tell my grandkids I saw Soto play.  Juan Soto?  No Livan.

Well you can also say Gregory Soto.  The Orioles have the most Soto's per 26-man roster in baseball. Just not the best one.

[LookitsPuck]

1 minute ago, Yossarian said:

Is that like noises from space from millions of years ago somewhere in the solar system just being detected now?

It is indeed.

[spiritof66]

1 minute ago, Jagwar said:

Because Coulombe and Webb are injured?

And there are no pitchers at the higher MiL levels capable of filling in. The replacements have to come from pre-deadline trades or other team's discards. 

[OriolesMagic83]

1 minute ago, Tony-OH said:

Burch also means, "He who can't get Red Sox out." 

Colton means, "No runs with runner on 3rd"

[Yossarian]

1 minute ago, Moose Milligan said:

The duckfart. 

Can I say the game is over now? Or is someone gonna get pissy about it?

It was over in the third.   The rest of the game is just playing out because we are guaranteed 27 outs per game. 

[Jagwar]

Just now, spiritof66 said:

And there are no pitchers at the higher MiL levels capable of filling in. The replacements have to come from pre-deadline trades or other team's discards. 

Such as... who?

[iiiput]

Hopefully the White Sox and Marlins will drop a few more AAA players that we can put on the MLB team 

[OriolesMagic83]

Just now, spiritof66 said:

And there are no pitchers at the higher MiL levels capable of filling in. The replacements have to come from pre-deadline trades or other team's discards. 

No drafting pitchers = this crap

[Tony-OH]

Hyde should be frustrated. This team has to be the most frustrating team I've ever seen. Even the teams that were terrible could hit a little bit in the clutch. 

 

[Moose Milligan]

1 minute ago, Jagwar said:

You know me so well

Well you did get a little spicy earlier. 
 

Hate watching the rest of this game though.  

[LookitsPuck]

What can the O’s say, just tip their hat and call the Red Sox their daddy

[LookitsPuck]

1 minute ago, Jagwar said:

Such as... who?

May I recommend Moises Chance

[Tony-OH]

1 minute ago, iiiput said:

Hopefully the White Sox and Marlins will drop a few more AAA players that we can put on the MLB team 

Only if they are slow and have an OPS under .600.