Other Orioles Consultant Jobs for OH Posters

[Snutchy]

I could totally be the Emergency Operations Consultant for emergencies within the confines of the stadium. I already run a county 911 system 48 hours a week. A stadium 81 times a year would be a different ballgame that I'd like to take on. 

[Gatoriole]

I'm new here, but why would you have a Child Beverage Consultant? What's he going to do, tell kids which soda has less sugar?

[Number5]

22 minutes ago, Gatoriole said:

I'm new here, but why would you have a Child Beverage Consultant? What's he going to do, tell kids which soda has less sugar?

Welcome.  It's a joke related to a discussion from a couple weeks ago.

[Frobby]

11 hours ago, Gatoriole said:

I'm new here, but why would you have a Child Beverage Consultant? What's he going to do, tell kids which soda has less sugar?

Exactly.   It’s an inside joke from a thread a few weeks ago.  

[weams]

25 minutes ago, Frobby said:

Exactly.   It’s an inside joke from a thread a few weeks ago.  

Almond Milk. It does a body good. 

[Can_of_corn]

11 minutes ago, weams said:

Almond Milk. It does a body good. 

Waste of water.

1.1 gallons per almond.

[AnythingO's]

1 hour ago, weams said:

Almond Milk. It does a body good. 

And apparently a major killer of bees for pollination.

Edited January 12, 2020 by AnythingO's
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[weams]

Well then, soda it is!

[Gatoriole]

4 hours ago, Frobby said:

Exactly.   It’s an inside joke from a thread a few weeks ago.  

I lurked here for awhile, so I'm aware. I thought the line about less sugar would give that away. 

 

Anyway, thanks for the welcome.

[Chavez Ravine]

5 hours ago, AnythingO's said:

And apparently a major killer of bees for pollination.

Something like half of all the honeybees in the United States get trucked to northern California in early spring to pollinate the almonds....and the almond rental fees make up about 1/3 of all US beekeeper's revenue. Eating nothing but pesticide tinged almond pollen for a few weeks is probably not the healthiest thing to be doing, then again I grew up drinking nothing but soda and I turned out all right.....

[Frobby]

7 hours ago, Gatoriole said:

I lurked here for awhile, so I'm aware. I thought the line about less sugar would give that away. 

 

Anyway, thanks for the welcome.

I’m a little slow on the uptake.  

[tntoriole]

I could be team shrink. 

Asking questions like....”What were you thinking swinging at that pitch?” 

“What was going through your mind throwing it there to that guy?” 

[dbmillertime]

Will there be an “Assistant to the Manager of Lurkers”? I’ve been a silent partner for a really long time.  Not even including my time before registering.

[Gatoriole]

2 hours ago, Frobby said:

I’m a little slow on the uptake.  

No worries, I should have been more obvious.