I’m sure of this… Swept by the Yankees

[sportsfan8703]

This is a lock. Back up the Brinks trucks. Download the betting apps. Take the signup money and bet the Yankees to sweep the series, Judge over 2.5 HR, Yankees over 25.5 runs, and lastly Josh Donaldson over 1.5 HR. Bet the Mortgage. 
 

Game one - We’ll be down like 4-2 in the 5th. Then the gas cans come in and it’s 9-2 real fast. This is probably when Mr. Sportsfan decides to head to one of the local gentlemen’s club or tries to score tickets to see the boss. 
 

Game two - We should just forfeit. Get the Judge MVP campaign started here. Feels like a 15-2 type drubbing. Bruce Irvin will make us all forget that the wall is even a thing. 
 

Game three - Wells gives us a fighting chance and we start to believe that 4-5 ain’t all that bad considering.  At least we’ll get to see what Vavra’s arm looks like as he’s pitching from the mound. Does he break 69mph?

[CarrRun49]

What is this?

[spleen1015]

15 minutes ago, CarrRun49 said:

What is this?

[webbrick2010]

It's the reverse lock thread, an OH tradition.

[Tony-OH]

The two of you who downvoted this should be disappointed in yourselves!  

The reverse lock is an OH tradition.

[DirtyBird]

14 minutes ago, Tony-OH said:

The two of you who downvoted this should be disappointed in yourselves!  

The reverse lock is an OH tradition.

Doesn't mentioning "reverse lock" void the reverse lock?

[Ohfan67]

15 minutes ago, DirtyBird said:

Doesn't mentioning "reverse lock" void the reverse lock?

You're not supposed to talk or write about this stuff!  Don't you know the rules of the jinx? 

[Moose Milligan]

Sometimes when I read your guys posts, especially the regulars, I wonder what you all look like and who you are.  Like, I picture @Can_of_cornresembling John Popper from Blues Traveler.  I thought @Frobbywould look like a more handsome Robert DeNiro and he didn't disappoint when I met him in person.  

@sportsfan8703 IMO, is like, a 12 year old kid who hacked the password to the family computer after his parents went to bed and has had too much sugar and caffeine.  

In case you're wondering who I resemble, here's a semi accurate portrayal.

(On the right)

 

Edited April 7, 2023 by Moose Milligan

[joelala]

 

[RZNJ]

It looks like a reverse jinx thread but he also said this in the Jorge Lopez thread.

 

”Laugh all you want. It ain’t going to be so funny when the Yankees sweep us.”

Edited April 7, 2023 by RZNJ

[Can_of_corn]

7 minutes ago, Moose Milligan said:

Sometimes when I read your guys posts, especially the regulars, I wonder what you all look like and who you are.  Like, I picture @Can_of_cornresembling John Popper from Blues Traveler.  I thought @Frobbywould look like a more handsome Robert DeNiro and he didn't disappoint when I met him in person.  

@sportsfan8703 IMO, is like, a 12 year old kid who hacked the password to the family computer after his parents went to bed and has had too much sugar and caffeine.  

In case you're wondering who I resemble, here's a semi accurate portrayal.

(On the right)

 

Hopefully you mean skinny John.

 

[Sports Guy]

9 minutes ago, Moose Milligan said:

Sometimes when I read your guys posts, especially the regulars, I wonder what you all look like and who you are.  Like, I picture @Can_of_cornresembling John Popper from Blues Traveler.  I thought @Frobbywould look like a more handsome Robert DeNiro and he didn't disappoint when I met him in person.  

@sportsfan8703 IMO, is like, a 12 year old kid who hacked the password to the family computer after his parents went to bed and has had too much sugar and caffeine.  

In case you're wondering who I resemble, here's a semi accurate portrayal.

(On the right)

 

You look like a horse?

[Moose Milligan]

2 minutes ago, Can_of_corn said:

Hopefully you mean skinny John.

 

Nah, I meant the one in the Canadian Tuxedo on the left.  

Don't worry, it was more about the mutton chops and the hat/glasses combo.

2 minutes ago, Sports Guy said:

You look like a horse?

Let the record show that SG can't tell his left from his right.

 

Left<-----------

------------->Right

Edited April 7, 2023 by Moose Milligan

[Can_of_corn]

2 minutes ago, Moose Milligan said:

Nah, I meant the one in the Canadian Tuxedo on the left.  

Don't worry, it was more about the mutton chops and the hat/glasses combo.

Let the record show that SG can't tell his left from his right.

 

Left<-----------

------------->Right

It's so rare he's right.

Bonus Blues Traveler singing about a Canadian.

Spoiler

 

 

Edited April 7, 2023 by Can_of_corn

[Sports Guy]

1 minute ago, Moose Milligan said:

Nah, I meant the one in the Canadian Tuxedo on the left.  

Don't worry, it was more about the mutton chops and the hat/glasses combo.

Let the record show that SG can't tell his left from his right.

 

Left<-----------

------------->Right

Once you are married, you learn to use both.