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Thank you, Fatty Fielder.

Taylor Teagraden, trying to distract Prince Fielder from his plate appearance:

Taylor: "I have donuts in my locker, Prince. I can get them to you right now.

Fielder: "No way, man. I'm here to hit doubles and homers, and you ain't gonna stop me."

Taylor: " Ring Dings, Prince. Chocolaty Ring Dings. All you have to do is say the word, and I'll get them."

Fielder: "Forget it, man. I told you that I'm here to whip your butts today. Don't even bother trying"

Taylor: "Devil Dogs by the case, Prince."

Fielder: "I'm not gonna take the bait. You're wasting your time, Taylor."

Taylor: "Twinkies, Prince. Golden Twinkies with cream filling. You know, the squishy kind."

Fielder: (with his eyes wide open, staring at Teagarden as a Chen fastball goes right by him). "The squishy kind???"

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Taylor Teagraden, trying to distract Prince Fielder from his plate appearance:

Taylor: "I have donuts in my locker, Prince. I can get them to you right now.

Fielder: "No way, man. I'm here to hit doubles and homers, and you ain't gonna stop me."

Taylor: " Ring Dings, Prince. Chocolaty Ring Dings. All you have to do is say the word, and I'll get them."

Fielder: "Forget it, man. I told you that I'm here to whip your butts today. Don't even bother trying"

Taylor: "Devil Dogs by the case, Prince."

Fielder: "I'm not gonna take the bait. You're wasting your time, Taylor."

Taylor: "Twinkies, Prince. Golden Twinkies with cream filling. You know, the squishy kind."

Fielder: (with his eyes wide open, staring at Teagarden as a Chen fastball goes right by him). "The squishy kind???"

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Taylor Teagraden, trying to distract Prince Fielder from his plate appearance:

Taylor: "I have donuts in my locker, Prince. I can get them to you right now.

Fielder: "No way, man. I'm here to hit doubles and homers, and you ain't gonna stop me."

Taylor: " Ring Dings, Prince. Chocolaty Ring Dings, and all you gotta do is say the word, and I'll get them."

Fielder: "Forget it, man. I told you that I'm here to whip your butts today. Don't even bother trying"

Taylor: "Devil Dogs by the case, Prince."

Fielder: "I'm not gonna take the bait. You're wasting your time, Taylor."

Taylor: "Twinkies, Prince. Golden Twinkies with cream filling. You know, the squishy kind."

Fielder: (with his eyes wide open, staring at Teagarden as a Chen fastball goes right by him). "The squishy kind???"

Shoulda went straight to the Ho Ho's. They get me every time.

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