Toronto Series - Immature Humor

[Tony-OH]

It's lucky for us that Dick Pole isn't their pitching coach.

On a side note. If your last name was Pole, why on Earth would you name your poor son Richard?

It's ashamed Dick Pole was done in the major leagues a year before Rusty Kuntz entered it. That would have been an epic battle. Pole vs Kuntz, who would have come out ahead?

[Malike]

It's ashamed Dick Pole was done in the major leagues a year before Rusty Kuntz entered it. That would have been an epic battle. Pole vs Kuntz, who would have come out ahead?

Pretty much every man alive knows that Kuntz would have out lasted Pole.

[MrOrange82]

Pretty much every man alive knows that Kuntz would have out lasted Pole.

:rofl:

[DurbBird]

Think what will happen when these Jays' pitchers face the Mariners. I understand there's some bad feeling between the two teams, and the Mariners' clumsy manipulation will increase friction and inflame the members of the Toronto pitching staff, who will threaten to rise up and shoot their seamen.

[Dipper9]

This thread is full of win!

Friday night's Click to Pick has to be a tie....HARDy Johnson.

[Orioles0615]

If Dickey would cut his hair he would look bigger.

[Dipper9]

If Dickey would cut his hair he would look bigger.

Good point. A bald Dickey would allow for cleaner release.

[Dr. Unk]

Bush league.

[Orioles0615]

Good point. A bald Dickey would allow for cleaner release.

True, playing in a rectratable dome will allow protection from any moisture as well.

[Dipper9]

I just hope the Orioles give Dickey a good beating.

[Dr. Unk]

Hopefully Dickey, Wang, and Johnson will get spanked, and shoot their wad early.

[Flacco Machado]

Dickey, Wang, and Johnson all have the ability to move their pitches in and out of the zone. The Orioles just need to keep the hits coming. Just keep coming at them til they can't take it any more. The more they go in and out, the more we keep coming at them. My fear is we'll jump on top and come at them too early. We may have to come from behind. Either way, someone is walking out of there satisfied. It rarely happens at the same time. You just walk around with your head held high and hope they don't come down with any headaches the next time we're in town. We may have to take matters into our own hands, if that happens.

[oriolefan1035]

Dickey, Wang, and Johnson better get ready. Orioles are trying to grab a rubber today before flying to Toronto, taking a day to rest up, and then working them over.

[maybenxtyr]

Hopefully they will not make it hard on our guys.

[garethcoker]

Thorne and Palmer just referred to this on the broadcast today (start of the bottom of the 5th inning). There was a LONG pause after Thorne announced 'Dickey, Johnson and Wang are going for the Jays'. It was pretty clear they paused to make sure they didn't lose composure (or more likely they had a producer in their ear saying "Gary, don't.....DON'T"

Maybe we should direct them to this thread for material......