5-25 vs. the Jays

[Il BuonO]

Valencia looks like he's grateful to still be here.

And still productive!

[Flash- bd]

I laugh when I see him now, thinking of that picture posted of him last night in the GT.

What a dumb f*cking meathead.

Fixed.

[Malike]

RA has a Dickey Doo.

[Norfolk orioles]

Melky Cabrera looks like a fat pudgy rabbit hopping around in left field.

[garethcoker]

This may be an obvious question, but why don't fans under the age of 15 get the chance to have a Crush Davis T-Shirt?? That seems like something a lot of kids would like to have.

[LA2]

K. Beer run. Anybody else need something?

Six-pack of Dogfish IPA please.

[CA-ORIOLE]

Hope Machado doesn't screw himself up on these knuckle balls.

[Malike]

RA has owned Manny in the last two AB's. :cussing:

[PaulFolk]

Dive for the ball, Jones.

Dickerson makes that play.....or at least dives for it.

Diving for the ball is the worst thing Jones could've done there. If he dives and misses, it could well end up as an inside-the-park homerun, or an RBI triple at the very least.

Jones kept the ball in front of him and made sure no one scored on the play, and the O's got out of the inning unscathed.

[Norfolk orioles]

Ok this strike zone is getting out of control.

[elextrano8]

Hey guys - I think Thorne is actually pronouncing it correctly - per Baseball-Reference:

Edwin Encarnacion - \ehn-kahr-nah-see-OHN\

Juan Encarnacion - \en-car-nah-see-own\

Mario Encarnacion - \en-car-nah-see-OWN\

Other Encarnacions included for reference.

[Malike]

Rather see Davis here instead of Jones. Come on Adam, base hit!

[CA-ORIOLE]

OK, 2 in scoring position now.

[Flash- bd]

This may be an obvious question, but why don't fans under the age of 15 get the chance to have a Crush Davis T-Shirt?? That seems like something a lot of kids would like to have.

Chris Davis has the kind of visceral, extreme manfulness that is just not deemed suitable for ages <15 in America.

You know, conservative society and all that.

[Norfolk orioles]

From this PAST February MLB.COM:

BALTIMORE -- Orioles infielder Danny Valencia is one of three new names that surfaced in records of the Biogenesis clinic alleged to have distributed performance-enhancing drugs to Major League players, according to a report from Yahoo! Sports on Tuesday night.

If he is using..he sure hasnt tested positive and he sure is helping us no matter what...

Why?? Just......why?