Toronto Series - Immature Humor

[Yardball85]

I'm not looking past the game today, but looking at the schedule, I found it funny that we're facing Dickey, Wang, and Johnson. What is up with this Toronto staff?! :laughlol:

I had a friend of mine point this out to me today. Simply amazing!:beerchug1:

[benefactor]

We'll be lucky to take a single game in this series. There's a vas deferens between the quality of their pitchers and ours.

[Barnaby Graves]

We'll be lucky to take a single game in this series. There's a vas deferens between the quality of their pitchers and ours.

Yeah but you have to take into account the pro state of our offense.

[duffaphonic]

Not checking for steroids in their clubhouse, checking for Viagra.

[brianod]

RA Dickey, Chien Ming Wang and Josh Johnson aren't intimidating at all. In fact, if they were worth anything they would all have nicknames. Now, RA "Big" Dickey, Chien Ming "Long" Wang and Josh "Big Unit" Johnson, would give me pause.

[Zerokarma]

I can't figure out why Dickey's on the rubber, and the rubber's on the mound. Isn't that backwards?

[Tbone83]

this is the greatest thread since complacent reynolds.

I just thought i'd slip that in here.

b====d +1

*edit* no text dickeys/wangs/johnsons allowed on here? Wack.

[VeveJones007]

Luckily, the O's Johnson leads the world in closing the deal.

[VeveJones007]

This guy would have been the perfect battery mate to that staff:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Baals

[Bahama O's Fan]

What if we bring this guy out of retirement and let him play 2B. No doubt all of those guys would want to hit him and our team OBP would go up.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/b/bushho01.shtml

[O's84]

They can score with the best of the 'em.

[PA Bird Fan]

No worries. The birds have really been stroking it lately.

[anrynike]

Look, so long as Manny keeps stroking those doubles in the gap, and Davis keeps pounding out those long balls, I think we'll do ok. :2yay-thumb:

[Bundy]

The O's will be banging balls all over the field in this series.

[Norfolk orioles]

Wang hasn't been hard to beat since he was a YANKee.

We better come out like we have an itch to scratch and the only cure is smacking balls hard all over the skyDOME.