Teixeira watch part IX....The final stages?

[zff4]

Again, it's junk. But what IS believable is 8/170 is better than 7/140. And would probably do it.

[Hank Scorpio]

Seriously, this is a Boras agent we are talking about here... why would this leak/break to some unknown site like that and not ESPN, MLB.com, and a million other more credible outlets!

Well, the team could theoretically break it, too.

[Redsoxfaninnh]

So you think Tex officially signed with the Sux?

Guys trust me...it's not legit. That kind of news is not going to break on that website. I've never heard of them...this is not legit...unless some legit site reports it I suggest ignoring this...

[PaulBako]

Dude, come on! Are you serious? Its the Sons of Simmons for God's sake. Have you ever heard of this site? There is not even a 1% chance this is legit. Breathe man!

Is that what you mean?

[Icebird]

Take a little tour around that site before panic sets in, kids. Note the "humor" part at the top.

Then click on the author's name - "Mike." See what pops up.

Nothing to see here... move along.

[jc007dt]

Dude, come on! Are you serious? Its the Sons of Simmons for God's sake. Have you ever heard of this site? There is not even a 1% chance this is legit. Breathe man!

Fixed that for you.

[TonySoprano]

Simmons reacts to the news

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[Dipper9]

Is that what you mean?

No, I was trying to tell him his breath stinks! :laughlol:

[Sports Guy]

Hendrickson?

Terrible.

It is really annoying that we don't seem to be going after Sheets.

[hihop07]

Take a little tour around that site before panic sets in, kids. Note the "humor" part at the top.

Then click on the author's name - "Mike." See what pops up.

Nothing to see here... move along.

I love it when you say "take a little tour around". I did that. What did I find? Stunning Alicia Keys putting a grape in her mouth. And the title above the picture "that ain't the only thing I want to put in her mouth."

So yes the site is just like the Onion where they generate fake headlines and make stuff up.

[PaulBako]

Hendrickson?

Terrible.

It is really annoying that we don't seem to be going after Sheets.

The Orioles signed Mark Hendrickson? Eh.

He is probably better at basketball than baseball! (he played basketball in the NBA when he was younger)

[Dipper9]

Simmons reacts to the news

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I owe you rep man. I've given out too much today! That's awesome!

[Dipper9]

I love it when you say "take a little tour around". I did that. What did I find? Stunning Alicia Keys putting a grape in her mouth. And the title above the picture "that ain't the only thing I want to put in her mouth."

So yes the site is just like the Onion where they generate fake headlines and make stuff up.

Dind ding ding...3 points for the Dip-man!

[Palmer Esque]

The Orioles signed Mark Hendrickson? Eh.

No they have not signed him....the blog does not say this.

[TonySoprano]

I owe you rep man. I've given out too much today! That's awesome!

I'll send Paulie 'round to collect. Capische?