Shortest O's books ever written, 2011 version

[btownoriole]

The West Coast is the Best Coast - playing your best baseball in the Pacific Time Zone - 2011 (or practically any other year) Baltimore Orioles

[EddieEddie]

For the shortest works, I submit:

"Contact: A Memoir" by Mark Reynolds

"Wildman! A Pitcher's Search for the Strikezone" by Koji Uehara

"Make it Interesting: Why the 1, 2, 3 Inning is Overrated" by Kevin Gregg

[PrivateO]

"Getting Righties Out" by Clay Rapada

[Ooooooohhhh!!!!]

Useless without a link...

I saw it live. It happened too fast for me to get my phone out to record it. The best part was that he got kicked out about 30 seconds later.

[isestrex]

GETTING THE JOB DONE: How to successfully bunt in a crucial situation - Robert Andino

[ChrisAF79]

I don't want to derail a hilarious thread with a very minor nitpick, but it's foreword. Not forward. Considering every single person has made the same mistake in this thread, I just had to say something.

Anyway, back to the funnies. Carry on!

[JDubs]

I don't want to derail a hilarious thread with a very minor nitpick, but it's foreword. Not forward. Considering every single person has made the same mistake in this thread, I just had to say something.

Anyway, back to the funnies. Carry on!

Spelling by Orioles Hangout.

I had no idea. Maybe I should read more forewards.

[Remember The Alomar]

I don't want to derail a hilarious thread with a very minor nitpick, but it's foreword. Not forward. Considering every single person has made the same mistake in this thread, I just had to say something.

Anyway, back to the funnies. Carry on!

How To Write A Great Forward by ChrisAF79

[ChrisAF79]

Spelling by Orioles Hangout.

I had no idea. Maybe I should read more forewards.

How To Write A Great Forward by ChrisAF79

My nerdy self deserves (and appreciates) the ribbing

[RI Oriole]

Acceptable Facial Hair by Nick Markakis

[OFFNY]

Elvin Hayes was a great power foreward.

[isestrex]

Elvin Hayes was a great power foreward.

Misunderstanding proper context - OFFNY

[SammyBirdland]

A Guide to Winning Over Customers with Quality Service and Great Prices - Delaware North Sportservice

[calhof2007]

"How the Orioles Keep Screwing Me" by Nestor Aparicio

[Orioles0615]

Acceptable Facial Hair by Nick Markakis

Seriously, think of the tan line he could have under there.