Umpire tired of lame Camden Yards Security tackles shirtless drunk young male fan.

[jonesing4pie]

We should simply make it Kevin Gregg's job to tackle these people. He's gotta do somethin

Frankly, after reading some of the responses, it seems none of these solutions are really perfect. To me, it comes back to the punishment. Make it something more than an nonenforceable perma-ban from O's games and these incidents will decrease. Oh, and stop giving them 10min on the evening news.

Agreed. Punish them to the fullest extent. Make an example of the next guy that does it and then publicize not the incident but the punishment. Add a few extra cops near the field for now and that should do the trick. I don't there needs to be a more drastic change yet. Like I said earlier, it would end up giving bad publicity to the Orioles and the Balmer PD if we did anything crazy drastic.

[El Gordo]

Nothing like a Dr. Death reference to spice up the thread.

I wasn't the one to bring up eugenics. BTW Mengele was der Weisse Engle or Todesengel. Kavorkian was Dr. Death.

[backwardsk]

As I'm reading this thread, an idiot ran onto the field mid pitch in the bottom of the ninth of the dodgers/nationals game. They counted the pitch. Had there have been a hit to tie the game, they may not have counted it.

[El Gordo]

Maybe the best way to prevent this sort of thing, is to have everyone provide proof of IQ at the gate.

IQ Range Classification

70-80 Borderline deficiency

50-69 Moron

20-49 Imbecile

below 20 Idiot

Who should be allowed in?

[Gurgi]

Wow this thread really got strange.

[SammyBirdland]

Maybe the best way to prevent this sort of thing, is to have everyone provide proof of IQ at the gate.

IQ Range Classification

70-80 Borderline deficiency

50-69 Moron

20-49 Imbecile

below 20 Idiot

Who should be allowed in?

I accidentally left my gate open and my boxer dog decided to take off. He does that from time to time, wears himself out and then comes home. He reminds me of the guys who run onto the field.

[El Gordo]

I accidentally left my gate open and my boxer dog decided to take off. He does that from time to time, wears himself out and then comes home. He reminds me of the guys who run onto the field.

What's his IQ?

[Il BuonO]

What's his IQ?

Probably higher than that of the idiots running onto the field.

[The Maestro]

Idiots running onto the field is really played out. Lock them up for a mandatory week in jail and give them a $5K fine, maybe that'll make em think twice.

[bmorebird]

The "lame Camden Yards security" you're referring to is Baltimore's finest...Baltimore City Police Department. What do you expect them to do really? Run around on a wild goose chase and make themselves look like fools OR slowly, but surely make their way to the buffoon on the field? I'll take the latter. The person that runs on the field isn't getting anywhere anyway, so what's the point of running around on a chase?

...just my opinion though.

[Nigel Tufnel]

Apparently the opening day Batman guy was also running around on the field at last night's Ravens game.

http://deadspin.com/5945738/tonights-idiot-on-the-field-in-baltimore-proved-elusive-for-mt-bank-stadium-security

[SilentJames]

Apparently the opening day Batman guy was also running around on the field at last night's Ravens game.

http://deadspin.com/5945738/tonights-idiot-on-the-field-in-baltimore-proved-elusive-for-mt-bank-stadium-security

The guy tweeted during the game last night that it was not him.

[El Gordo]

[sevastras]

Looked like a Raiders thing on the cape. On a separate note, love the O's hats in the crowd. Is it spreading through MD pretty well?

[BRobinsonfan]

Maybe the best way to prevent this sort of thing, is to have everyone provide proof of IQ at the gate.

IQ Range Classification

70-80 Borderline deficiency

50-69 Moron

20-49 Imbecile

below 20 Yankee Fan

Who should be allowed in?

Fixed that for ya'