Thinking WAYYYY Outside the Box....CRAZY

[weams]

Not enough. We'd have to add Wild Bill Hagy's beer cooler and that lemonade concessionaire who does the funky dance. And a live chupacabara. (You're welcome Drungo)

[weams]

Not enough. We'd have to add Wild Bill Hagy's beer cooler and that lemonade concessionaire who does the funky dance. And a live chupacabara. (You're welcome Drungo)

[Can_of_corn]

Not enough. We'd have to add Wild Bill Hagy's beer cooler and that lemonade concessionaire who does the funky dance. And a live chupacabara. (You're welcome Drungo)

Pretty sure we could get away with a taxidermied chupacabra. We can just say it's resting.

[weams]

Another thing to point out. 6 years/$144.5M (2015-20) with incentives is Mike Trout's contract. Does anybody really think Machado is going to settle for that?

Well let's see. 5, 8, 12 equals 25 - 145 - 25 = 120 120/3 = 40

So yeah. He'd take a three year deal at 40 per.

[Jagwar]

Pretty sure we could get away with a taxidermied chupacabra. We can just say it's resting.

Though we might be arrested if we taxidermied the lemonade dude.

[weams]

Pretty sure we could get away with a taxidermied chupacabra. We can just say it's resting.

Though we might be arrested if we taxidermied the lemonade dude.

He's Pinin' for the Fjords

[O's84]

Well let's see. 5, 8, 12 equals 25 - 145 - 25 = 120 120/3 = 40

So yeah. He'd take a three year deal at 40 per.

I cannot be responsible for obvious errors of logic when I'm on high pain medication. It's why I stopped playing chess.

[Enjoy Terror]

I'll have what he's having

[25 Nuggets]

I like it. Can we work in a Bryce Harper trade?

[foxfield]

I like it. Can we work in a Bryce Harper trade?

We don't have enough chupacabras

[TheBee]

Interestingly, Efren Navarro's nickname is El Chupacabra because of the way he voraciously gobbles up grounders at 1b, and they just traded him to us yesterday. So, in retrospect, this trade scenario probably won't work out.

[PHRESH]

I was going to go to bed, but this thread is telling me to grab a beer and pop some popcorn.

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[MDtransplant757]

Sign David Freeze 2/15. Place Sisco on the 25 man roster. Trade Machado and Weiters for Mike Trout and Huston Street. Just want some thoughts. Not even sure I would do this, but it would solve some issues.

Obvious troll is obvious

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[Crazysilver03]

For value of 50 thousand dollars or less.

Interesting. Where is that source?

[weams]

Interesting. Where is that source?

It's been posted several times here. I don't have time to dig it out right now. Maybe the source is wrong. But it was well hashed out.