Ozzie Guillen wants (hypothetical) daughter to date Derek Jeter

[BaltimoreTerp]

http://www.firejoemorgan.com/2008/04/ozzie-guillen-wants-derek-jeter-inside.html

There simply are no words.

(You guessed it...*Language Warning*)

[blueberryale77]

"At the All-Star Game (where Guillen managed him in 2006), I looked around to see if he has anything I don't like. No. He's the perfect man. Too bad I don't have a daughter."

Well, Ozzie, there is potentially this little matter of this.

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