vs. Astros 8/1 (with Bud Norris, pitching for the Orioles)

[weams]

Ok Matt show us you don't want to be a Yankee.

[SrMeowMeow]

Other than Tuesday, you mean?

The 2013 Orioles Hangout: broken sarcasm detector.

[Guest]

Nolan Ryan is on tonight.

[O's84]

I like Bordick, but he's too lovy dovy for me given how we've been playing.

[schittenden]

I propose two game threads for each game: One for reasoned discussion and analysis and one for panic.

[Tony-OH]

If by yard you mean grounding out meekly, then I agree!

Nah, how about strike three on a changegup?

[PaulFolk]

Game. Set. Match. With this terrible offense chalk this up to a series loss to the freaking Astros. Meanwhile, Cleveland swept Chicago, KC swept Minnesota, and Boston will sweep Seattle. This team is an embarassment. Hopefully they get their heads out of their arse. Norris is probably wondering how the heck this team isn't 35 games under .500.

How about this: When you post something in the fourth inning about how the game is already over, it should be your last post of the thread. Turn off the game and go do something else instead of trolling the rest of us who actually want to see how the entire game plays out.

[Hank Scorpio]

The future Yankee is an automatic third out.

Your mouth to God's ears.

He's terrible.

[MDK02]

There is the Wieters we all know.. what a awful swing.

[schittenden]

The 2013 Orioles Hangout: broken sarcasm detector.

It's hard to find the sarcasm amongst the constant barrage of defeatism.

[SrMeowMeow]

I propose two game threads for each game: One for reasoned discussion and analysis and one for panic.

That works, if what you want is two game threads full of panic and whining.

[Jonesy10]

My bad... are you comparing Iwakuma to Felix Hernandez?

Hernandez - 2.36 ERA, 1.07 WHIP

Iwakuma - 2.76 ERA, .097 WHIP

They're pretty comparable, no?

[TonySoprano]

Wow, Davis actually made solid contact.

His 3 hits, including a HR, may lead the team this series.

[Tony-OH]

Nah, how about strike three on a changegup?

My fault, how about a swing and miss on a pitch a foot off the plate? Nice discipline Matt.

[Moose Milligan]

I just have absolutely no hope when Wieters is at the plate. Someone said it a few weeks ago, and it's absolutely true. Rick Dempsey with power.