Thursday afternoon August 12: Orioles try to avoid sweep on the hottest day of the year

[Gurgi]

What will Mateo have to hit to stay on the club?  240? 250? 260?

[Gurgi]

What would we have if we could combine DJ Stewart and Mateo?  

[Can_of_corn]

2 minutes ago, Gurgi said:

What would we have if we could combine DJ Stewart and Mateo?  

A slow guy that plays poor defense and doesn't walk?

[Gurgi]

Just now, Can_of_corn said:

A slow guy that plays poor defense and doesn't walk?

You remind me of a time when a beautiful woman told Einstein at a dinner party that they should have a baby so they would have a beautiful genius.  Einstein said it was just as likely to have someone with his looks and her brains......not a beautiful genius by any means. 

 

Your no fun.   LOL. 

[Ruzious]

7 minutes ago, OsFanSinceThe80s said:

Same thinking on DJ because all he can offer a team is his hitting tool as a ballplayer. 

And a walking tool - though i certainly wouldn't call him that.  

[OsFanSinceThe80s]

3 minutes ago, Can_of_corn said:

A slow guy that plays poor defense and doesn't walk?

[Yossarian]

Why is it every time Funkhouser comes in to pitch I think of Larry David?

[Ruzious]

Nice 9 pitch walk for Martin

[Gurgi]

As bad as this game has been.....at least we have our Mullins!!!

[KillerTofu]

3 minutes ago, Yossarian said:

Why is it every time Funkhouser comes in to pitch I think of Larry David?

I’ve been watching season 10 with Larry’s new coffee store and it’s hilarious. 

[Can_of_corn]

3 minutes ago, Yossarian said:

Why is it every time Funkhouser comes in to pitch I think of Larry David?

I think of Joe's Garage. 

[Gurgi]

2 minutes ago, KillerTofu said:

I’ve been watching season 10 with Larry’s new coffee store and it’s hilarious. 

I love it when Larry used to try to get Cherryl to give him "sick sex"  

All dudes are this way.

[Gurgi]

Closer game than I was thinking it was going to be in the fifth inning.   

[Yossarian]

So selfish of Santander to get hit by a pitch ahead of Stewart.  Everyone knows Stewart only hits when there are no runners on base.

[OsFanSinceThe80s]

Oh now DJ Stewart makes an out when a runner is on base.