4-17-09 Orioles at Red Sox

[Marvin]

Im callin a Big Papi grand slam just to make this the bestest to worstest inning ever.

[brvn52]

THROW :cussing::cussing::cussing: STRIKES!

[Icterus galbula]

Ortiz looks like an aging walrus. Thats not a good thing.

[Skeletor]

Papi will k here.

[Skeletor]

AJ thinks he's Kelly Leak out there.

[weams]

....and his brother is a pedophile. They don't mention that in the video game commercial.

Girl: I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to break up.

Guy: Why? We have so much fun together, the sex is great and I really love you.

Girl: My friends tell me that you're a pedophile.

Guy: Pedophile? Isn't that an awfully big word for a 10 year old?

[Hank Scorpio]

We are going to get SOOOOOOO destroyed tomorrow.

[zff4]

Wait, it's only the 2nd inning?

[Rex Thunder]

We need to get thru this inning cuz seeing the Sox get every break in the book is making me lose my appetite fast.

This inning is as bad as the Texas 8 run inning in terms of break- only nothing was actually called an error- so Guthrie gets hosed in the ERA column.

[Why Not?]

Ortiz looks like an aging walrus. Thats not a good thing.

coo-coo-co-choo.

[isestrex]

That was the worst inning I've ever seen in baseball.

...and I watched the Texas series

[payray10]

AJ thinks he's Kelly Leak out there.

haha.

except kelly leak catches both of those balls tonight, and doubles up varitek's gooberass on first.

[Arthorn]

that was about the luckiest inning of baseball i've ever seen.

[weams]

Ok. The Slam never occurred and we still have out three run lead. And our offense.

[zff4]

Both teams will settle down now and the rest of this game is going to be so boring. Right? Right?