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I can see it now.

Machado, in a fit of uncontrollable rage ........ and suddenly, he drops the bat that he was just about to throw at the Athletics' pitcher when the Orioles' bat boy runs up to him with a Snicker's bar.

The suddenly calm Machado says, "Why wait?", unwraps the candy bar, and starts munching away.

But you gotta have an angry celebrity that's in the fit of uncontrollable rage for Manny to transform from after eating the Snickers. My pick is Biff Tannen.

I told you, grandma, I'm goin' to the dance!

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