The Home Run Hose

[AdamK]

5 minutes ago, HakunaSakata said:

My first reaction was that the beer/water bong seems fun, but a bit inappropriate for a game that's at least partially marketed to children. I mean, what's next. Snorting lines of Fun Dip off of the Oriole bird? Full disclosure, I'm pushing 50 so I'm just a few years away from spending my evenings yelling at the neighborhood kids from my front porch in between games of shuffleboard and bocci ball. 

Same.

How did you feel about J-Lo and Shakira's halftime show a few years ago? 

[jabba72]

They're chugging water from a beer bong, at least make it Gatorade or something. Who wants to beer bong water? Mountcastle even got on his knees for it. Seems a little over the top. 

[Aristotelian]

2 hours ago, Moose Milligan said:

C’mon. Just one. 

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG AAAAAAHHHHHHH

[DirtyBird]

Just now, jabba72 said:

Mountcastle even got on his knees for it. 

They plan to shorten the hose.

[Aristotelian]

Just now, jabba72 said:

They're chugging water from a beer bong, at least make it Gatorade or something. Who wants to beer bong water? Mountcastle even got on his knees for it. Seems a little over the top. 

Anything other than water and you risk some actual in game puking. 

[backdoorslider]

14 minutes ago, DirtyBird said:

They plan to shorten the hose.

Most are trying to lengthen the hose. 

[HakunaSakata]

29 minutes ago, AdamK said:

Same.

How did you feel about J-Lo and Shakira's halftime show a few years ago? 

My nether region approved!

[Too Tall]

I guess it adds a new twist to getting "hosed." I just don't get it. Age thing!  Liked the chain, but this is hard for me to embrace. I guess whatever spins their umbrella is fine, I just wish they'd work on manufacturing runs in addition to swinging for the fences. Particularly in the newly reconfigured OPACY. 

[baltfan]

1 hour ago, HakunaSakata said:

My first reaction was that the beer/water bong seems fun, but a bit inappropriate for a game that's at least partially marketed to children. I mean, what's next. Snorting lines of Fun Dip off of the Oriole bird? Full disclosure, I'm pushing 50 so I'm just a few years away from spending my evenings yelling at the neighborhood kids from my front porch in between games of shuffleboard and bocci ball. 

Mountcastle definitely did it like a beer bong, but Adley actually sort of did it like drinking from a hose.  

 

Edited April 11, 2023 by baltfan

[Can_of_corn]

It's simple folks.

Think of it as a public service announcement.

[HakunaSakata]

9 minutes ago, Can_of_corn said:

It's simple folks.

Think of it as a public service announcement.

2022 - This is Birdland

2023 - Hydration Nation

[Billy F-Face3]

41 minutes ago, Can_of_corn said:

It's simple folks.

Think of it as a public service announcement.

He's already got the skills to be a spokesperson.

[Billy F-Face3]

Hydration Nation, Let's GOOOOOOOOOO!

[HakunaSakata]

T-shirts anyone? 

https://rotowear.com/collections/baltimore-dc

[InsideCoroner]

So this year’s team are the H2O’s?