You can't clip these wings - City Connect jerseys

[Snutchy]

The socks have leaked. Looks like a map of the neighborhoods maybe?

[Moose Milligan]

Baltimoreans be like "It's gotta have Old Bay, the Maryland flag and an Under Armour logo on it to be considered Baltimore!"

[InsideCoroner]

40 minutes ago, Moose Milligan said:

Baltimoreans be like "It's gotta have Old Bay, the Maryland flag and an Under Armour logo on it to be considered Baltimore!"

I think I see a silhouette of John Waters in there. 

[Pickles]

Why is that color scheme supposed to represent Baltimore?

[OriolesMagic83]

Baltimore, the city that reads!

[SpOkane]

23 minutes ago, InsideCoroner said:

I think I see a silhouette of John Waters in there. 

Or Edward Furlong with a camera?

[MCO'sFan]

1 hour ago, Moose Milligan said:

Baltimoreans be like "It's gotta have Old Bay, the Maryland flag and an Under Armour logo on it to be considered Baltimore!"

At least 2 of the 3. Not joking!

Edited February 28, 2023 by MCO'sFan

[HakunaSakata]

2 hours ago, Snutchy said:

The socks have leaked. Looks like a map of the neighborhoods maybe?

If they make/sell a compression sock version of these the OH will single-handily be responsible for crashing the ordering website. 

[Moose Milligan]

39 minutes ago, HakunaSakata said:

If they make/sell a compression sock version of these the OH will single-handily be responsible for crashing the ordering website. 

You think so, huh?

[Sports Guy]

2 hours ago, OriolesMagic83 said:

Baltimore, the city that reads!

Even though the  student GPAs are like .1!

[Pickles]

10 minutes ago, Sports Guy said:

Even though the  student GPAs are like .1!

Hey, 16K per student can only get you so much.

[Tony-OH]

1 hour ago, HakunaSakata said:

If they make/sell a compression sock version of these the OH will single-handily be responsible for crashing the ordering website. 

I literally was about to say the other thing. Who in the hell wants to wear these ugly things?

[HakunaSakata]

40 minutes ago, Tony-OH said:

I literally was about to say the other thing. Who in the hell wants to wear these ugly things?

But that wouldn't have fit my joke narrative Tony!

Seriously though, if I was a bit younger I'd wear those socks. If I put them on now I'd probably  just look like Steve Buscemi in the "how do you do, fellow kids?" GIF. 

[yark14]

4 hours ago, HakunaSakata said:

If they make/sell a compression sock version of these the OH will single-handily be responsible for crashing the ordering website. 

And if you have Supplemental Medicare Coverage from AARP, you may get the socks at no cost to you.

[byrdz]

6 hours ago, SpOkane said:

Or Edward Furlong with a camera?

I think Edward Norton would be the more appropriate Ed of the two.