A new, great baseball name

[lovetoaster]

Oh, those don't even scratch the surface.

Here is the 2009 Name of the Year bracket:

http://nameoftheyear.com/NOTY2009/NOTY_2009.pdf

I think Chuck Fugger can knock off Iris Macadangdang.

http://nameoftheyear.blogspot.com/2009/03/your-2009-name-of-year-ballot.html

I can not stop laughing. Assumption Bulltron.....:laughlol:

[Why Not?]

I can not stop laughing. Assumption Bulltron.....:laughlol:

2009 Juvyline Cubangbang (NOTY High Committee)

2009 Barkevious Mingo (The People)

2008 Destiny Frankenstein (NOTY High Committee)

2008 Spaceman Africa (The People)

2007 Vanilla Dong

2006 Princess Nocandy

2005 Tanqueray Beavers

2004 Jerome Fruithandler

2003 Jew Don Boney Jr.

2002 Miracle Wanzo

2001 Tokyo Sexwale

2000 Nimrod Weiselfish

1999 Licentious Beastie (INVALIDATED 2006; Runner-up: Dick Surprise)

1998 L.A. St. Louis

1997 Courage Shabalala

1996 Honka Monka

1995 Ballots missing

1994 Mummenschontz Bitterbeetle (INVALIDATED 2006; Runner-up: Scientific Mapp)

1993 Crescent Dragonwagon

1992 Excellent Raymond

1992 Assumption Bulltron (Name of the Decade)

1991 Doby Chrotchtangle

1990 Otis Overcash

1989 Magnus Pelkowski

1988 No vote held

1987 No vote held

1986 No vote held

1985 Godfrey Sithole

1984 No vote held

1983 Hector Camacho

[PaulFolk]

I was always a fan of Arquimedez Pozo.

[lovetoaster]

F.P. Santangelo was always one of my favorites. It sounds like a rare type of fruit.

[Boy Howdy]

Bartolome Fortunato, Biff Pocoroba and the orginal Drungo Hazewood.

[Leitch]

Jon Coutlangus

[Baltimore Chop]

I try not to make fun of people because of their names. Oh sure, there's a crook in the music business named Anmol Bangar that we call Animal Banger, but when you steal from people you're asking for it.

Anyway, I'm absolutely 100% rooting for this kid, and will never crack jokes about his name, but you've got to love it:

http://philadelphia.phillies.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090601&content_id=5088468&vkey=news_phi&fext=.jsp&c_id=phi

I think he needs to form his own charity for children without fathers.

Call it "Bastardo's Children."

:wedge:

[PrivateO]

Stubby Clapp.

[Boston Dave]

I think he needs to form his own charity for children without fathers.

Call it "Bastardo's Children."

:wedge:

Or, going another way, just make it simple and give him the nickname "sneaky."