Mother's Day vs. the Twins 5/12

[WEAVERMAN]

C'mon CD, get into one.

[scOtt]

"We want more! We want more!"

[Gurgi]

I made Gumbo today.

I made homemade spaghetti sauce with fake meat italian sausage. The wife is a veggie.

Moms day and all you got to keep momma happy.

[Malike]

Hunter, supremely confident on the mound.

[Malike]

Swarzak is death to lefties!

[orioles942]

If Adam Jones would take every at bat seriously he could be a great player.

[scOtt]

I made homemade spaghetti sauce with fake meat italian sausage. The wife is a veggie.

Moms day and all you got to keep momma happy.

Me and my ex-wife made spaghetti sauce one day long ago... Spattered the whole kitchen red!

[Malike]

I made homemade spaghetti sauce with fake meat italian sausage. The wife is a veggie.

Moms day and all you got to keep momma happy.

I told my wife, whatever you want for dinner, just let me know. She wanted Chipotle. Love my simple girl!

[CA-ORIOLE]

I made homemade spaghetti sauce with fake meat italian sausage. The wife is a veggie.

Moms day and all you got to keep momma happy.

She's not your mom.

[Malike]

If Adam Jones would take every at bat seriously he could be a great player.

Yeah, he's a bum. He doesn't take his profession seriously.

[The Wedge]

Swarzak is death to lefties!

Oh yeah? This was Davis, before he had a little cosmetic surgery.

(I always want to find a way to shoehorn this in to any given conversation)

[Gurgi]

I told my wife, whatever you want for dinner, just let me know. She wanted Chipotle. Love my simple girl!

Chipotle girls rock no doubt about it.

[The Wedge]

I told my wife, whatever you want for dinner, just let me know. She wanted Chipotle. Love my simple girl!

Damn you. I haven't had Chipotle in so long. I'm feeling the loss of the addictive chemicals.

[Malike]

Oh yeah? This was Davis, before he had a little cosmetic surgery.

(I always want to find a way to shoehorn this in to any given conversation)

Damn you, I repped an earlier post of yours, which while good, was clearly inferior to this!

[weams]

Breaking News: Reports: About 12 people shot at New Orleans Mother's Day parade.