Braves! 9-14

[Can_of_corn]

4 minutes ago, Beef Supreme said:

New Covid-19 protocol: 10-run lead after five innings ends the game early

Can we get Mountcastle another at bat  or two against this pitching first?

I want to see if he can walk...or hit for the cycle, either really.

[Beef Supreme]

2 minutes ago, Can_of_corn said:

Can we get Mountcastle another at bat  or two against this pitching first?

I want to see if he can walk...or hit for the cycle, either really.

Bat him 1st every game for the rest of the year.

[Can_of_corn]

Found this one on Reddit, credit to  teeohdeedee123

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Is DJ short for Dong Jacker? Cuz dude jacks dongs.

 

[HowAboutThat]

I was wondering if they had a real organist, but I actually don’t even know if they have a real Organ.

[Beef Supreme]

Just now, Beef Supreme said:

Bat him 1st every game for the rest of the year.

And bat Stewart 2nd and see what he gives you. If he has future value, it's with the bat, which was a mixed bag in MilB

[Beef Supreme]

2 minutes ago, Can_of_corn said:

Is DJ short for Dong Jacker? Cuz dude jacks dongs.

Is this from Rob Neyer's Big Book of Baseball Boners 

[Can_of_corn]

Just now, Beef Supreme said:

Is this from Rob Neyer's Big Book of Baseball Boners 

No, a reddit thread about the O's batting around against the Braves.

[Beef Supreme]

1 minute ago, Can_of_corn said:

No, a reddit thread about the O's batting around against the Braves.

I think you would have to have read Rob Neyer's Big Book of Baseball Blunders to get the joke.

[HowAboutThat]

10 minutes ago, Beef Supreme said:

Is this from Rob Neyer's Big Book of Baseball Boners 

If you want a really hilarious baseball books go look up “seasons in hell”

[HowAboutThat]

Hays does not wear gloves, that must hurt.

[HowAboutThat]

I’m really rooting for Hays. Has he missed so much time that he still has rookie status?

[Beef Supreme]

Man, when you have to explain a joke, you know it has failed. Second time I have referenced Neyer's joke on this forum and neither time did anyone get it. And the first time there were hundreds of people reading the thread, not just us ten.

[Can_of_corn]

3 minutes ago, Philip said:

I’m really rooting for Hays. Has he missed so much time that he still has rookie status?

Yes

Elias gamed his game time last year to keep Hays' rookie status intact.

All hail the mighty prospect lists.

Edited September 15, 2020 by Can_of_corn
midread what you said.

[Can_of_corn]

1 minute ago, Beef Supreme said:

Man, when you have to explain a joke, you know it has failed. Second time I have referenced Neyer's joke on this forum and neither time did anyone get it. And the first time there were hundreds of people reading the thread, not just us ten.

Print media is dead.

And I'm familiar with having to explain jokes, I mostly don't bother anymore.

[LA2]

46 minutes ago, Philip said:

OK, Lopez is starting to show a bit of control issues. If it were a close game, which is not, I would get somebody up now. However, we are up to nothing so I’m going to let him stay in and see if he can handle six innings.

Jeesh