Bowie at Akron 4-11.

[BillySmith]

Double play ball. I think a run scored.

[BillySmith]

George Costanza is up. 2-2 count, as Erbe continues to throw pitch after pitch. I think Erbe has not given up a hit. Up to 41 pitches this inning. So, 48, now 49 for the game on the foulball.

[BillySmith]

Abreu snags a liner for the third out.

So 2 errors, four walks that inning, no hits. That should be it for Erbe. 50 pitches on the nose. 3-0 Aeros.

[BillySmith]

Abreu lines out to 3rd. Paco Figueroa up. Singles to center.

[BillySmith]

Tucker, who blew the double play ball last inning, is up.

Update: Jays lead Indians 4-0 in the 5th with Doc on the mound.

[BillySmith]

0-2 basehit to center. Runners on 1st and 2nd for Brandon Snyder.

[BillySmith]

1-1 count. Liner to alley in left-center, run scores, Snyder just gets into second base. 3-1, runners at 2nd and 3rd for Concepcion.

[BillySmith]

1-1 count. Groundball to ss, throws to 3rd and gets Snyder caught up for an out. But run scores. 3-2. Baserunning error by Snyder, who assumed they were going to first. Sloppy, sloppy stuff for Bowie.

[BillySmith]

Line drive to center for the third out. 3-2 Aeros. I wonder if they want to stretch Erbe out a bit, or if this is it.

[wickedwitch]

Only 1 of Erbe's 3 runs was earned.

[BillySmith]

Only 1 of Erbe's 3 runs was earned.

Nice, I was wondering. He's out for the third inning. 0-2 to the first batter.

[BillySmith]

And then goes full to Rivera. Bloop flyball out to right. One down.

[BillySmith]

REM Bassist Mike Mills is up. 2-2 count. He grounds out to Snyder, who runs to first.

Carlos Santana up again.

[BillySmith]

Strikeout. His first. Easy third inning, but 16 more pitches.

[BillySmith]

Here are some Steven Wright quotes:

I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included — so I had to buy them again.

I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me, and I didn't hear it.

I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?