vs. ROYALS, 10/15 (A.L.C.S., Game Four)

[Terpsnation]

Last night, I said I wouldn't be back on the forums til next year.

Screw it. I'm just going to be using the ignore function extensively if we get pwned in the face today.

Glad to see Delmon in the lineup. Should have been there since game 2.

[Crazysilver03]

What's the probability Cruz gets doubled off in an unassisted DP

Oh FFS. Seriously.

[MDK02]

You can't make this stuff up.

[Dibbs31]

Everything lines up PERFECT for these guys

[scOtt]

If the Royals advance, I want them to get absolutely CRUSHED in the World Series. I want every Royals fan to get an even bigger head, then get it knocked off their shoulders. I want an ocean of tears that makes the Mississippi River Flood of 1993 look like small potatoes. (Yes, I know the river bounds the other side of the state. That's the point.) I WANT THEM TO EXPERIENCE SOUL-DISSEMBLING PAIN.

At least you made me think of a good song.

[FlipTheBird]

Why the hell does Mike Bordick sound like he is taking a poop while he is taking. He took so many unnecessary pauses at the most awkward times.

Mike's a pretty below-average broadcaster. I like him as a person, but he's not a very smooth talker. Just is what he is.

[JR Oriole]

Yost is owning Buck so far.

Yost has an endless stable of flamethrowers that he trots out there....not a difficult managerial decision. Would be like saying Bob Brenly was a better manager than Joe Torre. Sometimes, things work out in spite of your limitations (see: the Oakland game)

[Ori-Al]

Of course. Again, the Orioles don't take advantage of a walk.

[gmelson26]

It's like a train wreck...

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue apparently.

[Aristotelian]

So much for Delmon's bat being the difference.

[Chavez Ravine]

This is getting interesting.

[Il BuonO]

They have bouncers up the middle that go for hits and ours go for DPs.

[ArtVanDelay]

Our players are wearing concrete cleats.

[LoyalBirdFan]

If only our bionic man wasn't injured, oh my!!!

It's baseball, you could put the Astros or Rangers in the ALCS and they have a decent chance of going to the world series. It's just the way it is.

[weams]

What's the probability Cruz gets doubled off in an unassisted DP

It was close to unassisted. Delmon took a very weak swing.