9/24 - How about we clinch some playoffs tonight vs. the MFY!

[Moose Milligan]

These dildos have machines that simulate the starters stuff they’re about to see and they still can’t hit it. Pathetic. 

[Yossarian]

Just now, Sports Guy said:

Ben loves Westburg…always has since the Os drafted him (since he saw him in SEC country).

It really comes through the respect he has for him as a player.

It's the SEC pedigree he likes. 

[Moose Milligan]

This umpire is a pinecone. 

[Yossarian]

We don't get that call when Kremer is pitching

[O's84]

Clutch hit by O'Hearn.

[baltfan]

Just different. No simple outs. 

[Billy F-Face3]

Beatiful piece of hitting by Ryan O'Hearn to protect the plate!

[spleen1015]

Is this Bryan O'Hearn, Ryan's evil twin?

[Moose Milligan]

Omg thought Mansolino was going to get Tony gunned. 
 

Nice shot O’Hearn!

[Yossarian]

Go yard,  Heston.

[Sports Guy]

I really don’t understand why umps continue to get fooled with framing. It really is stupid if you think about it.

[Billy F-Face3]

Level out your swing, Heston.

[Sports Guy]

2 minutes ago, Yossarian said:

It's the SEC pedigree he likes. 

Well he saw him a lot because of it.

[O's84]

Just now, Yossarian said:

Go yard,  Heston.

Missed a 1st pitch cookie.  We just don't punish these pitches most of the time.

[Gurgi]

2 minutes ago, Yossarian said:

It's funny that watching criminals get taken down by cops and barking dogs is less stressful than listening to a ball game. 

Yeah I dont know what that says about me but I can watch the arrest videos for relaxation but the game noise starts my nerves.