@ Fort Myers Minnesota Twins First Game, Split Squad. 3/5 - Spring Training

[Can_of_corn]

Can't keep it in the park this afternoon. Bridwell gives up big fly.

What do you mean this afternoon?

[Can_of_corn]

Warming up my Roy imitation...and getting my own game thread total pessimism back into playing shape.

I'm afraid you are going to need it.

[Going Underground]

O'Henry, he gets on base every time.

[Going Underground]

Caleb the Amish catcher not hitting either. Very ,very ,very early.

[eddie83]

He's built like him. Big dude.

The way he holds his hands and batting stance are similar.

[weams]

Big Arm Alvarez.

[weams]

I would be shocked if Gonzo isn't already in the rotation.

He is by no means a lock.

[MDtransplant757]

O'Henry, he gets on base every time.

My english teacher in 7th grade got boxes of those years ago, then the school pulled the plug on it (everyone was sick of them after a while) and I gave a small one to him after Halloween one year, he freaked out. "An Oh Henry bar?!?!? I haven't seen one of these in years!!!!" Freakin' hysterical.

[eddie83]

He is by no means a lock.

I think he is. Not paying him 5M to pitch in pen. Not for Vance Worley.

[eddie83]

Big Arm Alvarez.

Missed it what happened?

[eddie83]

Flaherty hitting like Wade Boggs.

[Can_of_corn]

Flaherty hitting like Wade Boggs.

In Wade's defense, he is 57.

[eddie83]

In Wade's defense, he is 57.

Flaherty might win the Grapefruit batting title.

Boggs is probably drinking a beer somewhere right now.

[eddie83]

The camera work looks like a middle school production.

[eddie83]

Kim with a brutal play in LF. Routine play. Misjudged big time. Awful.