Potential Marketing Slogans for the 2023 Baltimore Orioles

[Yardball85]

5 hours ago, HakunaSakata said:

I needed a distraction from the Ryan O'Hearn trade so I decided to come up with a handful of possible marketing slogans for the 2023 Baltimore Orioles. Any others come to mind? cC: Cal Perry

1) Sorry, but we expected the rebuild to take longer. 

2) Save it for never (sung to the tune of the English Beat's "Save it for Later")

3) Come see the kids (and below average MLB free agents that we signed) play!

4) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

5) Hit hard, run fast, spend less.

6) There's no dollar sign in champion.

 

The 2023 Orioles - Trying to Simply Sneak into the Playoffs Instead of Improving the Team. 

[joelala]

“Help us help you”

[spiritof66]

Meet the new team.  About the same as the old team.

[Emory Eagle]

“Same great product, but now Odorless!”

[Ripken]

"After liftoff comes splashdown."

[tntoriole]

3 hours ago, Can_of_corn said:

So I could say Adam Frazier rakes as softly as anyone in the league?

 

2 hours ago, Aglets said:

We have Frazier!   We have liftoff!   

 

“Watch us make you eat your words! “

 

[RZNJ]

“Ready for Liftoff. Ready for countdown!  1,000,000,000,000, 999,999,999,999, 999,999,999,998, gotcha sucker!”

Edited January 4, 2023 by RZNJ

[tntoriole]

“Reclamation projects Rock”. 
 

borrowed from another poster’s insult (but I really hope all the signees kick butt)

[HakunaSakata]

1 hour ago, OsFanSinceThe80s said:

2022-23 Offseason: Failure to Launch

Terry Bradshaw approves. 

[HakunaSakata]

...for the Dire Straits fans. 

Money for nuthin', and your angst for free. 

Edited January 4, 2023 by HakunaSakata

[SpOkane]

Buffering...Buffering

[Three Run Homer]

We improved our bench and our bullpen!  

[turtlebowl]

Most teams wasted their 30 million dollars Disney gave them on free agents. We went out and purchased a new lawn mower. Come to the yard this summer and see the grass!!

Edited January 5, 2023 by turtlebowl

[SpOkane]

Where's the belief?

[OriolesMagic83]

We put the O in ROI

Come cheer for the Angelos family net worth.