vs. Blue Jays 8/25

[Malike]

Ryan Flaherty. Unlikely Hero?

[Malike]

Why is there some idiot with a crappy red sox shirt on in the crowd? Didn't he get the "GET THE **** OUT" memo?

Not to mention the "Your team just threw up the white flag" memo.

Some guy with a Yankee hat on was cheering the O's last night, with a kid with an O's hat on. Weird.

[bluedog]

Ryan Flahery. Unlikely Hero?

You know he's looked a lot more comfortable at the plate since he returned.

EDIT: okay maybe not.

[Barnaby Graves]

I think it's really funny that people complain so much when we don't take pitches and then they complain that Mark Reynolds is a bad hitter. I don't know if they're the same posters but if I was building an offense, I'd want nine guys with a Mark Reynolds approach and four more on the bench.

[allquixotic]

"And here's Clemens in the wind up pitching to Vizquel. 37 MPH fastball. Vizquel leans way out of his Rascal and over the plate to reach that pitch. Solid contact as he lines the pitch several feet in front of the batters box! Clemens is really moving - who knew you could go that fast with a walker! But Vizquel's motoring down the line, literally! This will be a close play at first. Oh no, Clemens looks to have dropped his oxygen tank. He's tangled up his walker in the tubing! Vizquel's looking back to see whether he's going to beat the throw and he's steered his Rascal out of the bathpath! The Umps called him out!! Next up to face Clemens is Raul Ibanez who's being rolled up to the plate by his Designated Wheeler. Wait I'm hearing there will be a short time-out while Clemens changes his diapers. We'll be right back with more action after a short message from our sponsor, Metamucil."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Classic post

[RavNMadMan]

"And here's Clemens in the wind up pitching to Vizquel. 37 MPH fastball. Vizquel leans way out of his Rascal and over the plate to reach that pitch. Solid contact as he lines the pitch several feet in front of the batters box! Clemens is really moving - who knew you could go that fast with a walker! But Vizquel's motoring down the line, literally! This will be a close play at first. Oh no, Clemens looks to have dropped his oxygen tank. He's tangled up his walker in the tubing! Vizquel's looking back to see whether he's going to beat the throw and he's steered his Rascal out of the bathpath! The Umps called him out!! Next up to face Clemens is Raul Ibanez who's being rolled up to the plate by his Designated Wheeler. Wait I'm hearing there will be a short time-out while Clemens changes his diapers. We'll be right back with more action after a short message from our sponsor, Metamucil."

Bravo Sir. I actually thought about mentioning "The Rocket"

[OFFNY]

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BRANDON MORROW O(FINAL NUMBERS)

IP:O 4.67

H:o. 6

R:O. 4

ER:) 2

BB:. 1

SO:. 7

Pitches: 88 (56 Strikes, 32 Balls)

2012 ERA: 3.56

[Jagwar]

Remember prior years, when our bullpen pitchers used to come in and walk batter after batter?

Good times...

[RavNMadMan]

"And here's Clemens in the wind up pitching to Vizquel. 37 MPH fastball. Vizquel leans way out of his Rascal and over the plate to reach that pitch. Solid contact as he lines the pitch several feet in front of the batters box! Clemens is really moving - who knew you could go that fast with a walker! But Vizquel's motoring down the line, literally! This will be a close play at first. Oh no, Clemens looks to have dropped his oxygen tank. He's tangled up his walker in the tubing! Vizquel's looking back to see whether he's going to beat the throw and he's steered his Rascal out of the bathpath! The Umps called him out!! Next up to face Clemens is Raul Ibanez who's being rolled up to the plate by his Designated Wheeler. Wait I'm hearing there will be a short time-out while Clemens changes his diapers. We'll be right back with more action after a short message from our sponsor, Metamucil."

Must spread rep....

[theobird]

why do we expect Flaherty to hit now? Did I miss something?

[bluedog]

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BRANDON MORROW O(FINAL NUMBERS)

IP:O 4.67

H:o. 6

R:O. 4

ER:) 2

BB:. 1

SO:. 7

Pitches: 88 (56 Strikes, 32 Balls)

2012 ERA: 3.56

Given how Morrow and Cook both recently imploded after several people in the game thread said they were "dominant" and "on their game" I'm beginning to think we should make it a tradition to say this about EVERY opposing pitcher.

[OFFNY]

Why is there some idiot with a crappy red sox shirt on in the crowd? Didn't he get the "GET THE **** OUT" memo?

Not to mention the "Your team just threw up the white flag" memo.

He obviously isn't a bandwagon fan, so for that I have respect for him.

He's wearing his team colors in spite of the fact that his team is having a crappy season.

I always wear my Oriole colors to all baseball games, even if they aren't playing.

[Can_of_corn]

Given how Morrow and Cook both recently imploded after several people in the game thread said they were "dominant" and "on their game" I'm beginning to think we should make it a tradition to say this about EVERY opposing pitcher.

Well any mojo that was present just went away by you mentioning it.

[bluedog]

Bravo Sir. I actually thought about mentioning "The Rocket"

This time around his nickname may be changed to "The Weather Balloon".

[Greg]

Nate nate