vs. RED SOX, 4/03

[weams]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>To FB fan Ally: I’m looking for the O’s to get to the postseason this season. I think every ballplayer thinks that way! <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23TippyTakeover&src=hash">#TippyTakeover</a></p>— #TippyTakeover (@masnOrioles) <a href="

">April 4, 2014</a></blockquote>

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[scOtt]

Good inning.

[Morgan423]

Don't worry.

He's so slow that we could double him up by going to first base on a grounder, THEN throwing to the middle infielder to tag him out sliding into 2nd base.

I don't know, it's harder to catch a ball that's approaching Ortiz because he gravitationally changes its trajectory.

[MDK02]

Lets add on with the runs fellas.

[weams]

David Ortisse...Dammit

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An impressionist DH?

[weams]

And maybe Cruz too.

Can we pull the goalie too?

[scOtt]

I don't know, it's harder to catch a ball that's approaching Ortiz because he gravitationally changes its trajectory.

Not to mention his running causes earthquakes.

[MDK02]

Ryan is pretty, pretty bad.

[Goober Noodles]

I don't get it. Why wouldn't you cut your swing down with two strikes?

[MrOrange82]

Ryan is pretty, pretty bad.

I'm pretty sure that watching Flaherty hit has given me multiple concussions...either because I tend to go head-desk when he bats, or because his awfulness bludgeons my brain via the eye sockets.

[brooks1083]

Will Flaherty ever see another fastball?

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[weams]

Proof of life.

[tntoriole]

Ryan is pretty, pretty bad.

So is Gary Thorne..god.

[Terpsnation]

Back to normal.

[scOtt]

Proof of life.

Tippy?