Silly things your partner has said

[Mooreisbetter27]

Who was very friendly, attractive and liked sports.I asked her if she liked baseball..she said"Oh Yes". I said, 'Which team do you follow?" She said.

"I love the Yankees" . Conversation ended. Possible friensdship/relationship ended right there. I have never looked back. Never will.

And I don't think anyone here will judge you a lesser person!

Good man Roy!

[jspess1]

I'm sitting on my laptop laughing at this thread. My wife is sitting across the room as I look up to read some of these to her and she says, very disgusted, (as if she anticipated it)...."honey, I don't really care"

[bird watcher]

"Do we have to watch this FOOTBALL?":eek:

-Yes. while watching the Orioles.

She just does it to mess with me though.

[TCAlumni9700]

Her: So how many points did they lose by tonight?

Me: IT'S RUNS NOT POINTS!!! :cussing:

Her: Whatever. They still lost again didn't they?

Me: (Hanging head and sighing), yeah...

The cool thing is that she gets amazed when I can call what kind of pitch is coming and the location, she looks at me like I am some kind of prophet.

[Cricket]

Who was very friendly, attractive and liked sports.I asked her if she liked baseball..she said"Oh Yes". I said, 'Which team do you follow?" She said.

"I love the Yankees" . Conversation ended. Possible friensdship/relationship ended right there. I have never looked back. Never will.

Roy - given my wife's lack of interest or knowledge of the game, and the fact that she's never chosen any team, I've never had to make this call.

However, when it came time for me to indicate what team my 1 year old daughter was going to cheer for, I got:

"Don't you think it should be up to her to decide."

[sangar]

My wife was born in NYC, a committed yankee fan.

As you can imagine, she said a lot of stupid things.

[TheBee]

During the offseason and right before the trade deadline, when I'm on the computer constantly, and when insider info used to fly on here, my wife would always say, "WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE THE FIRST TO KNOW? WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHETHER YOU FIND OUT NOW, TODAY,OR TOMORROW?"

[Mad Mark]

What do you mean I'm going to the game with you Saturday? I just went last year!

(We will, however, be in Baltimore for ROLLER DERBY* next Saturday!)

:rofl:

*If you haven't been yet, you should go. It's a rockin' good time!

[Dipper9]

During the offseason and right before the trade deadline, when I'm on the computer constantly, and when insider info used to fly on here, my wife would always say, "WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE THE FIRST TO KNOW? WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHETHER YOU FIND OUT NOW, TODAY,OR TOMORROW?"

I often ask myself this same question! :rolleyestf:

[Dipper9]

I know the thread title is partner, but my daughter got me on Wednesday.

We're at the IronBirds game, sitting through a light rain through the first two innings, and my 9 year old says to me, "How many innings are they playing tonight?" Huh? My response, as any sane person's would be, was "Nine honey. That's how many they always play!" To which she responds, "What if the game is tied after nine?" To which my first reaction was, in true Homer Simpson fashion, "Why you lilttle..."

Then, later on, an IronBird steals second, and she says to me "I thought they are only allowed to steal third?" Bless her heart and the stupid ass rules of U-10 girls softball! :cussing:

[Shellax]

My hubby loves baseball (the O’s) as much as I do so there really isn’t much he says. I have gotten “How can you pay attention to the game while texting your sister (about the game), following multiple threads and talking to me?” Multitasking at it’s finest! He also doesn’t love going to more than a couple games in a row. I suppose I can understand this as he is the one doing the driving.

[Orsulak4Prez]

"Since when did the Priceline Negotiator become a coach?"

This is what my wife said the other night after seeing a shot of Trembley standing along the railing in the dugout. True story.

[ChrisP]

Can you get "X" child to behave?

(about my 4 yr old while I'm 30 miles away in cube world).

Guys, Anyone have a solution to this? Magic words? Sure would get me some brownie points with the wife.

[scottbbfm]

man, Adam Jones has a hose!

"He's running around with his thing out?!"

[Tony-OH]

Who was very friendly, attractive and liked sports.I asked her if she liked baseball..she said"Oh Yes". I said, 'Which team do you follow?" She said.

"I love the Yankees" . Conversation ended. Possible friensdship/relationship ended right there. I have never looked back. Never will.

And this my friend is why we love you Roy!! Classic!!