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So, I was on this elevator and this beautiful, blue eyed Asian girl steps on with me. She looks sad so I ask her what's wrong. She says "Well, I'm a nymphomaniac but I only get turned on by Jewish Cowboys. By the way, my name is Naomi." I said "Nice to meet you. I'm Tex Epstein."

That's I Moan backwards.

;)

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Hard for me to blame him. That is on Tillman and Buck.

YUP - He was done in 5 after 89 pitches - Time to DL him next for a "restart" a la Norris. Bring up Steve Johnson. :2yay-thumb::2yay-thumb:

Tilly could return June 26 for Indians home series - fresh! :cool:

After Nolan bats this inning (7) bring in David Lough for D. :thumbsup1::thumbsup1:

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The joke is this: A gorgeous blonde walks into the athletic department at the university of Texas. The SID says"Can I help you?' She says. Im a nympho and I want to make love to entire Longhorns team IN ALPHBETICAL order. Shes says'Im Cassandra..and you are"? He says Anderson, Aaron, linebacker.

:rofl:

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