Memorable Roch Kubatko quotes

[clapdiddy]

1 minute ago, phillyOs119 said:

It's much worse among more causal fans on Twitter.

I wonder how they'd feel if they knew that Manny has no intention of signing here?    I mean, it's possible that he feels that way.

[Redskins Rick]

4 minutes ago, phillyOs119 said:

It's much worse among more causal fans on Twitter.

No doubt, just read the fans on Roch's blog, they are intense.

[scOtt]

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Tillman is [blah blah blah] in nine starts at Fenway Park, where the visiting clubhouse supposedly has undergone some sort of renovation. Maybe the paint was scraped off the walls to provide more space.

But I digress ...

ba-dum-CHI

[Frobby]

“Don’t sleep on Double-A Bowie’s Martin Cervenka, and not only because it would be uncomfortable for both parties.”

http://www.masnsports.com/school-of-roch/2018/08/hitting-a-few-orioles-topics-on-an-off-day.html

[Frobby]

“Davis is trying to avoid posting an average below .179 that would be the lowest in major league history for a qualifier, dumping him beneath Rob Deer and Dan Uggla.   That, my Deer, is freakin’ Uggla.”

http://www.masnsports.com/school-of-roch/2018/09/this-that-and-the-other-166.html

[Moose Milligan]

1 minute ago, Frobby said:

“Davis is trying to avoid posting an average below .179 that would be the lowest in major league history for a qualifier, dumping him beneath Rob Deer and Dan Uggla.   That, my Deer, is freakin’ Uggla.”

http://www.masnsports.com/school-of-roch/2018/09/this-that-and-the-other-166.html

That's a good one 

[Redskins Rick]

This from the other day

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Put away the hammer and nails if you’re trying to construct an opening day roster in 2019. Build a shelf. Or, if you’re really ambitious and own the lumber, a gazebo is a nice touch and comes in handy for backyard entertaining.

 

[Redskins Rick]

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He won’t be able to drop significant weight in the last few weeks, so cross that one off the list. This is how he’s built and the Orioles won’t be the first team to suggest improvements in conditioning over the winter. To come up with some sort of plan to assist in the undertaking.

Then again, the other teams don’t have Brady Anderson, who’s probably got a nutrition chart and workout schedule already created for Ortiz. Maybe his own blender. But I’m certain that attempts were made in the past while Ortiz was employed by the Rangers and Brewers. He didn’t avoid a scale or uniform sizing before joining the Orioles.

 

 

[Redskins Rick]

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If you’ve been trying to pry a list of Orioles managerial candidates from family, friends or beat writers, do yourself a favor and forget about it.